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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie (No Drugs, Retro) Poster Print – 24×36 $4.99 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie (No Drugs, Retro) Poster Print – 24×36…

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Poster Print, 24×36 $1.99 Decorate your home or office with high quality posters. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is that perfect piece that matches your style, interests, and budget….

RoomMates RMK1393SCS Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Peel and Stick Wall Decal $12.99 Turtle power! Bring Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael to your walls with this great set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wall stickers. Create a battle scene on your walls, or decorate other smooth surfaces–desks, clocks, chairs, lamps, bookshelves… just imagine the possibilities! Makes a great gift for any TMNT fan!…

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze $11.98 …

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 $10.00 …

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – The Original Movie [VHS] $9.98 You can chalk it up to good timing and a heavy dose of video-game synergy, but this 1990 hit remains the box-office champ of independent films, with a total gross of $135 million. Of course the Turtles began as a phenomenally successful Nintendo video game, so it was a given that the movie would be a hit with its target audience of rabid young video addicts. This is what comic books fans call “the…

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [VHS] $2.82 You can chalk it up to good timing and a heavy dose of video-game synergy, but this 1990 hit remains the box-office champ of independent films, with a total gross of $135 million. Of course the Turtles began as a phenomenally successful Nintendo video game, so it was a given that the movie would be a hit with its target audience of rabid young video addicts. This is what comic books fans call “the…

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II – The Secret of the Ooze [VHS] $2.00 …

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Night Light TMNT Wall Night Light. Once inserted into a wall socket, the night light will remain on standby & will illuminate when dark….

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles Forever $10.99 WHEN THE TURTLES OF THE 1987 ANIMATED SERIES ARE ACCIDENTALLY BROUGHT TO THE WORLD OF THE 2003 SERIES, THE OLD TURTLES MUST ALLY WITH THE NEW TO PREVENT CH’RELL, THE UTROM SHREDDER, WHOSE EVIL PLAN THREATENS THE EXISTENCE OF THE VERY MULTIVERSE ITSELF….

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Original Series (Volume 1) $4.85 The 1987 debut season of the wildly popular Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ first animated TV series finally arrives in its entirety on this single disc. And while it’s a pleasure to have these long-unavailable episodes in DVD format, the set’s lackluster presentation and paltry extras also make it a disappointment for those hoping for a more expansive release. Volume One contains the five-episode “…

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles $4.00 You can chalk it up to good timing and a heavy dose of video-game synergy, but this 1990 hit remains the box-office champ of independent films, with a total gross of $135 million. Of course the Turtles, who hatched as comic book characters, are also the stars of a phenomenally successful Nintendo video game, so it was a given that the movie would be a hit with its target audience of rabid young vi…

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Do-It-Yourself Cupcake Decorating Package – 25 Total Pieces $17.79 TMNT’s love slime and KIDS love cupcakes. Create these fun cupackes using Ready-to-Use Frosting-in-a-Tube, NO MESS and instant color. A set of plastic decorating tips attach to the frosting tubes and are re-usable. There are two translucent writing – detail decorating Ready-to-Use Gels-in-a-Tube that are ready to go, NO MESS. The TMNT rings are plastic, instant decorations for cakes and cupcakes a…

Ninja Turtle Nostalgia

Remember the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Weren’t they great? In the 80’s, they were just about everything to me. Them and Nintendo. Oh yeah! They defined my young life.

So it was no surprise when I was about 8 years old that I actually wanted to be a Ninja Turtle more than anything else in the world. Other kids wanted to be a fireman, policeman, professional wrestler, cowboy, Indian, etc., not me, I just wanted to be a Ninja Turtle.

Unlike other prospective professions, there was no real preparation anyone could give me to be a Ninja Turtle. Often, I recall, I was discouraged from attempting this particular career path. These people, “unthinkers” I call them now, would often cite reality as a major reason this cannot be done. I didn’t listen, and watched the cartoons carefully to see how the Ninja Turtles became who they were.

Finally, my wish was granted. In piecing together what I could from the disjointed cartoon and the comic book, I learned that toxic ooze was the reason the Ninja Turtles came to be. Toxic ooze? No problem for an 8 year old!

I knew that I had to ingest this substance to become a Ninja Turtle. I didn’t know it was dangerous. I simply thought that, whatever its original purpose is, a side effect like making mutant turtles is pretty awesome. So, the quest began. I started carefully inspecting various food items to see what was the same color as the toxic ooze—neon green. Though, I realized fairly quickly that I couldn’t find any foods that had this particular color. Frustration set in, and, in a last ditch effort, I approached my mother, who was well aware of my quest. I asked her to get me any kind of neon green food or drink she could, telling her it was for “research” but she knew. Mothers always know.

She played along, and got me some green jello. I ate it, and immediately (the power of the mind at work) felt its effects. Certain I could take on the world and wondering when my shell would appear, I went around the house, saying my goodbyes to my family because after all, a Ninja Turtle has to live in the sewer. I settled on one more night at home, for old times’ sake.

The next day at school, I donned my Ninja Turtle Halloween costume, which many thought was odd, seeing as how it was April. I would have also packed some things in my backpack, but figured I’d meet up with the other Ninja Turtles in the sewer, and they’d take care of me and train me. Plus, I didn’t know what, besides pizza, a Ninja Turtle ate.

Looking back, my ultimate downfall was the plastic nunchuks that came with the costume. Some kid started hassling me about wearing my Ninja Turtle costume, so I smacked him in the head with my nunchuks.

Of course I was sent to the principal’s office. I explained the situation to him and he contacted my mother. End of my Ninja Turtle days.

The kicker is that my mom admitted that she had perpetuated this fantasy with me and the principal really frowned on that. Sorry mom!

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Although generally considered a day for couples, it’s important to remember the little ones on Valentines Day. After all, many kids exchange Valentines at school and in social groups. And on a day that celebrates love, it’s always nice to show your child just how much you care.

Share a creative Valentines craft with your child via Made By Hands’ Make Your Own Valentine Cards set. Designed for children older than 3 years, this special, travel-size Valentines kit allows parents and kids to create 10 large Valentines, custom-designed for family and friends. Of special note is the fact that a portion of the proceeds from the sale of this product will benefit the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation.

More creative Valentines Day fun can be made with Alex Toys Heart and Crafts, a comprehensive craft set that allows children over age 3 to craft special heart-shaped items that would make ideal Valentines gifts for friends and family, or for themselves. This set comes with 25 projects that involve card making, scrapbooking, sewing, embroidery and beading. It includes materials and easy-to-follow instructions that enable a child to make a stuffed bear, treasure box, brooch, a heart garland and more; all with ‘heart-rendering’ designs. And Alex Toys Heart and Crafts comes in a printed heart-shaped keepsake box; a colorful reminder of all the fun.

A fun Valentines gift for the young-and young at heart-is the 24 Itty Bitty Miniature VALENTINE/HEART Rubber Ducks/DUCKIES/NEW/2 DOZEN/Sweetheart/LOVE set available on Amazon.Com through the Oriental Trading Co. These adorable little ducklings make for ideal children’s Valentine gifts, as well as Valentines Day party favors and cupcake toppers. White, pink, red and adorned with heart-shaped designs, each duck measures 1-1/2″L x 1-1/4″W; perhaps more importantly, they don’t squeak or quack, making them much beloved by parents and teachers seeking a quiet Valentines toy.

For the child who has a keen interest in literature, Amazon.Com offers children’s books with a Valentines Day theme. The Valentine Star (The Kids of the Polk Street School), a paperback written by acclaimed children’s author Patricia Reilly Giff and illustrated by Blanche Sims, details the Valentines Day adventures of a classroom full of students.

And just as the students depicted in this book make special cards for Valentines Day, it’s very likely that your child will need a set of Valentines cards to take to school, for classroom Valentines Day exchanges. Amazon.Com offers a full range of Valentines cards featuring popular kid-friendly characters, including Pokemon, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Hello Kitty, and Disney’s G-Force. Adolescent and teen boys will love the X-treme Sports Boys Valentines Cards, while older girls will gush over Valentines cards that boast images of their favorite vamps from the Twilight series.

Valentines Day is a day that can be enjoyed by people of all ages. Make your child a part of your Valentines celebration by buying some Valentines gifts for kids.

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